Name: Ceci N'est Pas Une Watch
Author: Edel

A surreal Dada-inspired watch face built around a vintage collage dial, mechanical fragments, torn-paper textures, and a playful "Ceci n'est pas une watch" label. Designed for round Garmin devices, it keeps the center clean for quick readability while the artwork frames the time like a small avant-garde exhibition.

Features:

* Large digital time
* Date
* Battery level
* Three customizable metric slots
* Round-screen collage background inspired by Dadaism and ready-made art

Supported metrics (choose any 3, shown around the lower dial):

* Steps
* Heart rate
* Heart rate average
* Calories
* Distance
* Climbed floors
* Descended floors
* Elevation gain
* Elevation loss
* Altitude
* Body Battery
* Battery level
* Sunrise
* Sunset
* Weather
* Temperature (current, feels like, high/low)
* Humidity
* Wind speed / direction
* Precipitation chance
* Cloud cover
* Dew point
* UV index
* Visibility
* Pressure
* Stress
* Notifications
* Bluetooth status
* Pulse Ox
* VO2 max
* Training Effect
* Time to recovery
* Respiration rate
* Do Not Disturb

Customizable:

* Time, date, battery, and the 3 metric slots can be customized from a curated color palette
* Any of the 3 metric slots can be switched to any supported metric
* Each metric can be displayed as an icon or as a text label
* 12h/24h time format toggle
* Multiple date formats
* Show or hide the time in Always-On mode, and choose whether Always-On uses your custom time color

This watch face includes a free 30-minute trial, so you can try it on your watch before buying. Unlock the full version for only $1.49 USD via KiezelPay. Simply follow the on-screen link or visit kiezelpay.com/shop and enter the activation code displayed on your watch.

Tip: Select PayPal at checkout to avoid KiezelPay's $0.30 direct credit card processing fee!

Settings menu available in English, German, Dutch, French, Spanish, Russian, Italian, Portuguese, Polish, and Chinese - automatically matches your device's language.

Keywords: Dada watch face, surreal watch face, collage watch face, vintage art watch face, museum poster watch face, conceptual art watch face, retro watch face, artistic watch face, digital watch face, customizable watch face, custom colors, configurable widgets, steps, heart rate, calories, distance, battery level, date display, Garmin Connect IQ

If you notice any issue, or would like specific changes or improvements, please feel free to message me.